bagelmaster

a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.

I am the bagelmaster.

by Bagelmaster April 16, 2009

Grand Rising

This is the newest substitute for, “good morning,” even though it’s probably 11:30 am - 1:00 pm when they’re saying this. Only thots on Instagram use this because nothing is more grand than waking up and convincing your army of simps that you live a wholesome and innocent lifestyle when behind the scenes you worship crystals and get your guts rearranged by giga chads. The phrase is commonly followed by emojis of butterflies, flowers, stars, and palm trees.

Grand rising, everybody! I hope you’re all having a wonderful and positive day!

by BagelMaster October 14, 2021