Anon

A type of smart -dumb person.

Jessica can be a anon sometimes.

by slambunck February 21, 2019

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023

anonymous

a cute ass gurl that ignores u wen u try to talk to her

"why u gotta be anonymous"
bobby valentino

by aneka January 16, 2008

Blue Anon

A derogatory term for Democrats, invented by far-right conspiracy theorists to deflect from the Q conspiracies popularized by social media websites like Gab and Parler, as well as Republican politicians in Congress. Used as a strawman to link plausible opinions, such as President Trump saying he could pardon himself of crimes he committed in office, to imaginary and ridiculous arguments intended to make left leaning people look just as crazy as those on the right.

"If you believe that President Trump is being investigated for tax evasion and misuse of campaign finances, then you must be the kind of Blue Anon that believes there was no widespread election fraud in the 2020 Presidential election, we really landed on the Moon, and that pedophile lizard people run the Post Office. Typical."

by StrawmanJones March 8, 2021

Blue Anon

A term invented by right wing pundits to describe a movement that doesn’t exist in order to distract from actual, dangerous fringe movements within the right. It also perpetuates the idea that proven scandals that have affected right wing pundits and politicians are “hoaxes”.

“Hey, bro, q-anon is a real problem. Those guys are super violent and crazy, but we can’t renounce them! They’re our voters!”
“I know! Let’s make up a thing called Blue Anon that tries to make the left look as crazy. While everyone’s mad about that they won’t even remember q-anon!”

by CubanBoy1701 March 9, 2021

Blue Anon

A label invented by right-wing loonies to suggest equivalence between their own delusional assertions (such as that Donald Trump won the 2020 election, or that the Jan. 6, 2021, storming of the US Capitol was a normal tourist visit), and verifiable statements supported by evidence, such as that the US Capitol attack resulted in multiple deaths and injuries.

Jackie: Hey, I just saw a news report about a police officer who had two cracked ribs and two smashed spinal discs as a result of the Capitol attack!

Roger: Naw, don't believe that shit! It was a false flag operation carried out by antifa. #Blue Anon

by Not Antifa May 16, 2021