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"alternatives"-ad fury

The near-maniacal rage you feel when an online vendor/advertiser off-handedly remarks that a desired product/content is no longer offered/available, and then adds insult to injury by cheerfully cajoling, "But no worries --- check out some of our other awesome products/services, like these!", causing you to just wanna smash yer fist right through the screen in resentful frustration, since whatever "substitute" profferings they are showing you have virtually no resemblance whatever to what you were looking for and would certainly not be anywhere near as satisfying; it's almost like they're presuming to imply that THEY know more about what YOU want than YOU do YOURSELF!
Counsellor, sympathetically consoling a late-teens client who is practically climbing the walls in tearful frustration from having been cheekily offered "Super Mario" by an online-gaming website when he'd wanted to play a round of "Spy Hunter Classic" after a long day at high school, just as he'd been doing every evening for the past two years: Ah-haa --- sounds to me like a classic case of "alternatives"-ad fury --- I so totally "get ya", Young Man, and I don't blame ya one bit for feeling this way... a lot of companies sure don't consider what their customers truly want whenever they"update" their offerings, do they? Reminds me of a couple of local radio stations back when I was around your age --- all of a sudden they stopped playing their traditional soothing '60's 'n' '70's easy-listening music in favor of pop-bop and country-crap --- a LOT of adult-listeners were REALLY bummed out about that! Why, I myself STILL sorely miss that wonderful music almost thirty years later!
by QuacksO July 13, 2018
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Alteredarbon

To join two words together to make one , combine parts of two words to make one
(FedEx) Federal - Express combined to form an Alteredarbon -

(Flexy) Fluffy - Sexy Combined to form an Alteredarbon
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alter aeon addict

Someone who proclaims that they're finished with this terrible mud, but who still dreams about it.
Morpheus still uses jaws 6.2 and GMud32, be back chums I'm going to quaff. Wow ted, you're such an alter aeon addict.
by TedPaul October 22, 2018
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Alteri

"Anyone on Alteri?" - pyth
**Crickets**
by Game Destroyer January 17, 2019
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Alteans

Alteans is an alien species in the animated TV-series "Voltron: Legendary Defender" (2016). Alteans look simialar to humans, but with colorful markings under their eyes, pointy ears and colorful pupils. They are also able to change their height and skintone.

Alteans have a very advansed civilization with complex technology powered by a material called quintessence. Their whole planet, Altea got destroyed by the galra, leaving only a few survivors.
"I spent the following centuries searching for clues about my Altean heritage"
- Lotor
(Lotor talking with Allura about Alteans, and his mothers family )
by TheNotRealUrbanLegend February 13, 2019
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Alterra

A person who likes to eat his literally own shit, and dress up as a furry
Oh boy, did you here about that new guy in class, he's totally and alterra
by BananaMaster8125 February 23, 2019
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altershan

Something or someone with an attidude of a cat but a strength of a baby, she will always disrespect a random stranger and always respect her close friends. She has a ton of friends and servers online and sometimes does improtant stuff to keep a server alive and well scheduled. If you meet her, then run for your life
Altershan: Hello.
Stranger: *runs*
by Sedbingdingbinsing March 1, 2019
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