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Woke

Woke according to an Melaninated American (Not to be confused with a SJW)

Woke has always meant aware and having deep knowledge of how to maneuver the matrix. This is what it means if a black person calls you woke.

1. Spiritual awareness, Escaping the Matrix and taking the red pill (not to be confused with closeted white male incels) . You get a sudden understanding of what's really going on and find out you were wrong about much of what you understood to be truth. Opening your 3rd eye.

Always skeptical, anti government agenda such as LGBT indoctrination and forced vaccines. (Example: a info wars consumer is woke)

2. Historian of the African diaspora, extremely pro black. Someone who’s well versed on tactics white supremacist have used in the past and present. Such as, Welfare, vaccines, forcing black to align with lgbt.
(Note: Woke never had anything to do with liberals or LGBT it is literally the opposite.)

Woke’ now means: anything that doesn’t support, perpetuate, and uphold white supremacy.
The government doesn’t not want us to wake up and they are banning history! #staywoke
by ReclaimWoke March 27, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

A term used to describe people heavily influenced by the school of thought of cultural Marxism. Describing individuals under a false sense of enlightenment, expressed through toxic victimhood, propoganda and race baiting. Woke invokes the idea of being awake to reality, however woke individuals prove they are far from it, twisting reality to fit their Marxist ideas of society.
The athlete showed wokeness when he kneeled during the national anthem
by Fortnighter June 18, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

undercover wokes

The UW is an underground cultural phenomenon primarily focused on nightlife and secretive community events.

Born in Paris in 2013, its origins nor operators are well documented.

The UW is known best for its influential events including “Metro Mixes”, “Nuclear Fallout”, “The After Party”, “Recession Rave”, and “Hangover Hotline”.
The undercover wokes just announced their new party but there’s no time or place…
by Muzzy Slider March 12, 2025
mugGet the undercover wokesmug.

Woke

My favorite subject in school is pronouns because I am woke.
by a. e. June 8, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

The state of pretending that a biological male can actually give birth to a human baby.
Steven said he read in a science book that men could actually give birth to a baby. I asked to see the book but he said he lost it. He’s pretty woke.
by Grut666 August 3, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

To wake up within a world of indoctrination after reading a critical mass of western propaganda, whilst what is actually important around the world is completely owing to your diverted attention.
Woke guy:
"I've lately become more woke on China and their treatment of minorities, not to mention their lack of gay rights"
Someone else:
"I was reading some translated international news about US leaving the UN Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty, why the US military are pushing into everyone else's borders and not vice-versa, and China's success in abolishing their poverty"
Woke guy:
"Uhh?"
by Random wanderer April 24, 2021
mugGet the Wokemug.

Woke

People who would rather genocide every european race then admit that there are races but at the same time celebrate black pride month and lobby for various races rights once they are not white. Often seen with BLM badges alongside rainbow pins.
They also claim to care about children but really they want to violate childrens rights to innocence and happiness by ramming lgbtq+ and other propagandas down their throats. They will never research where the transgender movement began or listen to victims stories of regret but carry on pedalling tolerance of depraved fetishes and encouraging mental illnesses no matter who gets hurt. Can often be found putting up drag queen story hour posters in schools or libraries.

Wokeists are often vegatarians and sonetimes vegan but also support abortion, they have never checked how babies are aborted or considered that tearing a baby limb from limb might be more cruel that shooting a cow in the head. Sometimes you will find them crying and screaming in a frenzied rage "my body, my choice" but this does not apply to vaccines which they think should be forcibly injected into people. Of course theyv never read any ingredients list of any vaccines or checked how morally good the companies supplying them are or read the side effects.

They seem to genuinely think they have moral and mental superiority and cancel any information or friend that questions them or their insanity.
Every movie now is filled with woke shite
by OpinionsAndFactsAreDifferent December 27, 2023
mugGet the Wokemug.

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