winter

A girl who can get anyone she wants! Shes so hot and sexy. Not a whore or slut though surprisingly. She has a great personality. Big ass, Big boobs, Big pussy. SHES A GODDESS IN BED!!🍑🍆 She likes to tease people with her body and shows a lot of skin. She keeps her relationships small and loves to have sex with her man! Shes really cute and pretty. SO HOT TOO OFC! If youre in a relationship with her.. fuck her all day all night everytime bc she moans so good like music to your ears. She squats on your dick and makes it feel so good and silky. She'll swallow all of your cum and shit. She'll lick your dick to your mouth. She'll ride you. Make sure you do doggy style with her. Let her take control. And ofc rub her g-spot and she'll do the favor back to you. She wears all types of lingerie. And those g-strings and v-strings. Those tits and ass OH!

if you have a girl like winter, keep her shes a charm!

by turniton December 26, 2019

winter girl

A female that tends to have an extra 10-25 pounds packed on year round, in anticipation of a surprise ice age.

Oh my God Paul! We're surrounded by winter girls!

by E$ yo December 9, 2008

Low Winter Sun

A slang term meaning to force something new down a person's throat by attaching it to something that is already popular. Origin stems from the AMC failed television show called Low Winter Sun, which piggybacked the popular show Breaking Bad by constantly running commercials, adverts, promos, and sneak previews during the final season. Ultimately, the show was so disliked it was cancelled before the first season even ended.

John: "Hey man, you really should watch Glee. It's just like Pitch Perfect! It has the same acapella singing styles and all the drama too. Come on man, you liked Pitch Perfect didn't you?!

Dave: "Oh my god, stop Low Winter Sunning me, okay? I'm not watching that ridiculous show.

by ktruso April 9, 2015

winter halo

that magical instance when you finish blowing some guy and he pulls out and pees/cums on yr head.

Me: "Hey, why is yr head so icy?"
Yr Mom: "I got a winter halo."
Me: "awww shit."

by poopinyoface October 23, 2008

Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008

Winter Crash

The day you go back to school from winter break and you are unbelievably tired and out of it you can't think straight.

February:
Student One: Dude, whats the answer to number 3?
Student Two: Man, I don't know, I'm still recovering from my Winter Crash!

by lostaway December 31, 2010

Winter Wonderland

Winter Wonderland is when the contents in your bowl turn white because of spent burning time. The holder at the time of discovering the wonderland may smoke or pass to remaining smokers. This final hit has been described as the most relaxing hit.

This hit will go Winter Wonderland for sure."

by Bart B December 11, 2011