hot wings

when you go down on a woman during her time of the month. by the time you're done, your face looks like you were eating a plate of hot wings.

guy 1: so dude, i had some hot wings with karen last night.
guy 2: ...you're fucking disgusting man. *walks away*

by Chaaaaaaaaarles March 31, 2009

Detroit Red wings

Perhaps the best american hockey team to win more cups then any other american can. they had 6, 1 Terry Sawchuk,
7 Ted Lindsay, 9 Gordie Howe, 10 Alex Delvecchio, 12 Sid Abel, and 19 Steve Yzerman. they have a 19 playoff streak
going to 20. the sad part about this team is thier cocky fans

Al: "Hey watch the Detroit Red wings last nite"

Mike: "Yeah and it was brutol"

by funkyfresh 91 June 16, 2010

Santa Anus Winds

What you call it when you sit on the bowl and just fart for 15-30 seconds. Comparable to the hot dry easterly winds that blow off the Pacific into Southern California in late fall.

-Man I really thought I had to dump out, but I just blew ass on the bowl for like half a minute.
-Oh, sounds like the Santa Anus Winds are blowing through.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 29, 2010

Golda Winestein

1. Jewish disguise for obtaining alcohol

2. Woman of the Jewish faith who wears large glasses, gaudy jewelry, tacky sweaters, and frequently uses her Shoprite Price Plus card.

I am under 21 and will get Golda Winestein to purchase alcohol.

by Golda Winestein February 24, 2008

brown eyed winks

1.when doing a girl doggystyle , if you look at her anus it will wink at you
2.reference to a sexual act

Hey Jay what did you do last night?
Oh not much I was out with Mary catching some brown eyed winks.

by TheGuy March 9, 2003

vagina bat wings

The act of stretching ones labia majora to the absolute limit of its elastic capability. Usually under the assumption that this act of self-destruction is sexy.

"Goddamnit! Is that Kara's vagina bat wings? I'm eating breakfast here!"

"Isn't my vagina bat wing sexy?"

"...............I don't think we should talk anymore."

by Blinded-by-the-bat-wing September 24, 2013

Bat-wings

When both sides of your nutsack adheres to your inner-thigh.

Bat-wings are preventable by;
1. Washing your nutsack once in a while
2. Wearing tighty-whities or boxer briefs
3. Air cnditioning will stop the flow of heat and thus slow down the process of sweaty nuts.

When I wake up after a hot night/banging, I will typically wake up with bat-wings if I sleep in the buff or with loose boxers.

"Hey babe, wake up! Check this out! When I open my legs, it's like bat-wings!"

by R. Trelford May 13, 2005