Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009

wikesday

the time of day in between Saturday night and Sunday morning where the exclusive after party is just beginning.

Kid 1: Yo Mike and Wuby are having an after party!
Kid 2: When is it we gotta be there?
Kid 1: Its on Wikesday, but its real exclusive to get in!
Kid 2: We better step out game up so we can get in, Wikesday is the best day of the week.

by ctbulldogs1 December 19, 2010

guy wire

The point to which the ween is stretched to where it has the diameter of a wire.

Alex was holding on to Trent's ween for dear life because that was the only thing keeping her from falling off of the ten story building, and his ween became a guy wire.

by Wilma-Dikfit May 3, 2014

BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE

BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE; something conor does

anybody that communicates via bush telegraph wire is a conor there for a fucking cunt face you should never ever trust with anything EVER.

by meetjoeblack October 21, 2010

widescreen

1.effect of weed after a joint or two everything feels like a movie and turns wide screen
2.another one of the many names of weed

ex1.) dude everythings turnin widescreen hahaha(geekn out)
ex2.) nigga im on that widescreen it got me feeln allright

by halfnhalf October 14, 2007

wired

A term used to describe someone or yourself after a prolonged period of computer usage and the tiredness assositaed with it.

"Dude, you look wired after playing Quake 3 for 19 days straight."

by 80\/\/Z4 June 15, 2003

weres the forks

another way of saying wat the fuck
that was random

kim: i danced with my barbies last night
laura: weres the forks kim

by poprockz January 4, 2008