waxing the candle

To wax the candle is to polish the knob. In other words what boys do 34932748374 times everyday..to masturbate.

The candle is the penis as the wax is the motion.

Fernando likes waxing the candle exactly at 5:00 P.M everyday.

by HoeDurr June 1, 2006

washington mutual

a bank that lies about free checking.

don't go to washington mutual. they charge you five bucks whenever you cash checks.

by bobertdude March 3, 2009

Hockinson Washington

Hockinson is a rural area located right next to Vancouver, Washington. Middle through high schoolers often refer to it as a "hick town", although, they have never been to Ridgefield, Washington. Hockinson kids hate Hockinson as much as Vancouver kids hate Vancouver. With not a lot to do they often times circle jerk and create gossip. Parents and adults love living in Hockinson due to how close it is to the city and how peaceful it is.

Hockinson is known for it's central three way stop with the Hockinson Market on the corner and for China ditch which high schoolers race they're ricers on.

A: I hate this hick town, Hockinson Washington blows.
B: Lets walk to Vancouver.
A: It's to far, lets watch porn together instead.
B: Solid.

by XRD December 25, 2010

waving

A motion done in popping where joints of an appendage or upper torso are moved to emulate a wave.

Wow, When Poppin' Taco is waving he's hella sick and well controlled

by BadboyFLIP July 20, 2006

George Washington

First president of the United States.
Had two on the vine--I mean, two sets of testicles--so divine.
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Has a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart (He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart, ooh).
Patrolled the land on a horse made of crystal.
Ate opponents' brains and invented cocaine.
The sons of his opponents wished that he was their dad.

George Washington...

I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

by betsy rosss October 24, 2007

Washington Township Highschool

A school in south jersey with about 5000 kids who are either punk,wigger, or nerds.The academics are very poor and only about 60% of the kids go to college.In sports they are decent but still lose to the top end teams, no matter how many steroids they use.The excessive alcohol and drug use in the school might be a reason why they are a very bad school.But, on the good end of it almost every girl in the school is hott,but the majority of the hott girls are sluts and have a STD.If you go to TWP you should just quit life.

TWP is such a trash school

a school with hookers,sluts, and down syndrome

by WHO_ARE_U April 29, 2005

waring

Being in a war. Gaming word.

Dude: "hey, wat ya doin?"
Geek: "shut up! i'm waring."

by Colandus December 28, 2009