Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

by Jeff ha ha August 9, 2003

waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 22, 2004

Waffle

1. Greatest anytime food ever. The king of the lesser pancake. Best with anything.

2. To have sexual relations with someone

3. A cigarette

4. Anything illegal

5. To flip-flop on descisions

6. To talk or write foolishly

1. "I want a waffle from the Waffle House!"

2. "we waffled hard last night"

3. "Man, I really need a waffle right about now..."

4. "HA I'm so high on this waffle right here!"

5. John Kerry waffles.

6. "JHBSDHBSVDHGSVHJGDVHGVJH!"
"Stop waffling biatch!"

by Craiggle Bear! December 9, 2008

waffle crisp

Really good when you're high like I am right now.

"DoOd MuNcHiEZz GiMmIe SoMe WaFfLe CrIsp!!!"

by smoore January 6, 2005

blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.

She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.

by supersab September 30, 2010

The WaffleCopter

When a girl is on her knees and you spin in a circle while cock smacking her!

My gf was being a twat so I wafflecoptered that ho! Crank that wafflecopter! Oh yeah the wafflecopter!

by matt-becker April 4, 2009

CuntyMagTwat Waffle

The worst insult you may give a woman. She will seem modest due to the waffle portion, but the word-combo at the beginning of the phrase sets off all modesty.

Well Sunshine, aren't you just a f*cking CuntyMagTwat Waffle today!?

by TOlay June 19, 2010