A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over
Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.
NEXT DAY
Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.
Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her
Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch
Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend
by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.
Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.
by Kongfire January 2, 2008

by un_known August 21, 2007

by Tommy Z May 7, 2008

Nick Belton and his girlfriend have been going out for half a year. They decided to take it to the next step and started to hold hands. Belton is Pussy Whipped
by Darwin112 April 3, 2009

"Yo son... Did you see Mitzi whip slip last night... girl almost had a skull tap with the asphalt....."
by DMobster December 24, 2007
