valentines day

February 14th. a sad day for most, it leaves the single with suicidal feelings, and the couples hoping that their significant other will get them something worthwhile. Even if they act somewhat sane, single women and girls are going through a jealous rage with the thought of "not having a valentine". especially when their friends are flaunting all the lucious gifts their beau's have given them.

I am often single on valentines day. I fill my brain up with liquor, and drink away the pain.

by miss_sixty February 18, 2007

Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. A Valentina has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes. She is a sweet girl but won’t take any shit from anybody! But if you’re nice to her, she’ll be super loyal and treat you like a gem, just as she treats herself. She’s usually really popular and people like her because she’s funny and nice. Valentina’s are super trustworthy but they are also needy and lazy. Valentina will usually do everything for her best friend but also annoy them a lot and goof off with them. If you have a friend named Valentina, you’re in luck!
But if you loose her, well... you messed up!

“Hey look, it’s Valentina!”
“She is beautiful! Such a nice girl.”

by Funny553 January 13, 2021

Valentina +

The hottest girl in the world she’s gorgeous and she could pull any guys by her personality

I’m hot im Valentina +

by RHM was here December 13, 2021

valentyn

it is a person is a babe magnet and total hottie who is very kind and caring

Hey valentyn, you're looking fineeee

by thatsailoryouknow February 24, 2015

valentines day

1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population

george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!

by L to the iam February 18, 2007

Malentines Day

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Galentines Day

When single women get together on Valentines day to tell each other that being single isn't really that bad.

"Hey Chelsea, do you wanna come to our Galentines Day dinner this year?"
"Galentines day?"
"Yeah its just a bunch of girls getti..."
"Fuck that I want a man."

by CREY February 12, 2010