viking funeral

when you take a shit in someone's mouth then break their jaw.

"last night I gave my ex a viking funeral!"

by jay bizzle July 29, 2006

reverse viginia

This happens when a man shoves his junk between his legs, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks. Not to be confused with the fruit basket, which has NO spread butt cheeks.

by CH May 23, 2003

Vipond

term for a man who thinks only of himself and makes terrible decisions. most likely to knock up a fat girl.

"He wont make pay child support!!"

"Oh no..you're getting Viponded"

by Naminay Licorice Lover April 28, 2009

Vixin

Chillin

I was vixin with my bitch in versace sweatpants

by psuboy July 14, 2014

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

viking funeral

An overblown, overpriced funeral for a public figure -- such as a musician, politician, actor, or athlete -- that is vastly disproportionate to how much attention s/he needed to receive.

Peter: "Hey, did you see Paris speaking at the Michael Jackson funeral?"

Stewart: "How could I not? That viking funeral was on every blasted channel!"

by Yet Another Josh Cohen July 14, 2009

bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis

its my favorite drink

by delana brewer August 2, 2003