unclean

A sick, disgusting person.

He is such an unclean

by anonymous March 12, 2003

Uncle Napkin

When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.

"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."

by KingOfKensington February 5, 2010

Uncle Klauss

the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.

"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!

by footbandit69 February 11, 2010

Uncle Spinny Dirvish

Any obsolete item or toy dating at least 25 years prior to present day

dude i found this weird ass uncle spinny dirvish in my grandpa's attic!

by highflyer? July 20, 2011

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 11, 2012

unbless

It is a curse that is not a curse; removal of a blessing; taking privileges or talents away via actual or fictional methods; returning to normality; a permanent debuff until a blessing is performed again.

"Since the Witch unblessed me, I couldn't swim anymore"

"I thought I had the winning ticket, but it turns out my friends were joking with me"
"Now this is a real unblessing in disguise"

"The Unblessed were immune to mortal magic, and this is why their army was the most feared by all..."

by T.Mamuleum January 19, 2015