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the sexual act of a male defecating in a fine leather shoe, and persuading someone to wear the shoe while he masturbates.
"My boyfriend gave me an Uncle Klauss last night, and my foot still smells!
by footbandit69 February 11, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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