Tweetas

There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

by Philosothink July 23, 2012

Teetokal

tee-toke-al

Somebody who doesn't drink alcohol, or other drugs, but smokes weed.

David - Dude, you coming out drinking tonight?

John - Nahh man.. Im Teetokal, staying in, watching enter the void and smoking this 20 bag.

David - You are a more evolved human than I, live a healthy lifestyle and are aware of the pointlessness of alcohol and the shallow death that is a hangover.

by TSARS_ August 16, 2012

tweetaloud

v. - the act of reading the tweets that one receives out loud to one's companions. Usually done with a high level of frequency, such that everyone within earshot has a virtual audio version of a twitter feed.

"Hey! That Popular Food Truck just tweeted that they are outside our building today!"..."Woot! The local Derpmart just tweeted they received a shipment of that seasonal beer we have been looking for!" "Who needs Twitter when you already have all of these tweetalouds?"

by lucky middleton November 19, 2012

tweetdrop

To observe and/or eavesdrop on a Twitter conversation that you are not included in.

@nosyguy: Pardon me, I happened to be tweetdropping on you guys' conversation, and I was wondering ... do you mind if i join you guys at the bar?

@me: (says nothing and blocks user)

by bigbaze November 27, 2012

Tweetee

Someone that composes and is overly addicted to Tweeting.

I'm always guilty of being a Tweetee when I post to Twitter.

by jkkobe8 May 8, 2013

tweegomania

The collective of people who share and believe in having an #altertweego when it is spread viral via the social networking site of twitter.

'have you heard of that hastag #altertweego?'
'yes i have. we have joined tweegomania'

by Cathleen M October 13, 2013

tweetapated

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.

"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."

by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014