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trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
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Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner
It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet
by Maxpwr December 10, 2017
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Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021
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Trumpet

The name given to those supporters of FORMER PRESIDENT Donald Trump. Specifically those who support him because he is red and not based on any real knowledge of the political climate.
Donna: Did you hear that Sam voted for Donald Trump?
Lizzy: Really? He never cared about politics before. He is such a Trumpet.
by RidenBiden2024 September 20, 2021
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Trumpeteer

Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
by Tijuana Trumpet July 24, 2024
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Chilly Trumpet

The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.

It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"

"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
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