trumpet sundae

Jack and Yuan spent the night together making a trumpet sundae

Your girlfriend strokes the erection whilst injecting her finger into the butthole creating a trumpet sundae

by Yaqui Ali July 31, 2025

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.

Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"

by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024

burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024