double-decker threesome 

The most supreme of all sexual positions, includes two (2) midgets and a normal sized person. While the normal size person is making out with the midget, who happens to be sitting on the other midget's shoulders. The bottom midget simultaneously performs oral sex (blowjob) on the normal sized person, thus creating the double-decker threesome.

The double-decker threesome in the episode of Little People Big World last night, gave me a raging boner.

double-decker threesome by P.B.Ribbon December 2, 2010

Threesome 

A threesome is the term which describes a sexual act involving three people, sometimes also referred to as a menage a trois.

A true threesome is when all three people have sex with each other, not when two people just have sex with one person and not each other.

Threesome by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Treasure 

Something one or many might find of value.

People would sometimes consider pirates to be searching for treasure commonly, and they would sometimes use 'booty' or loot as pirate speak slang, the treasures they would find were usually consisting of gold, magic objects, jewelry, and other various flashy objects.

"I found treasure buried just beneath our picnic table!"

"I treasure you more than anyone in the world"

"The treasure of lying underneath the full moon"

"Yarr, there be tha treasure up ahead, set full sail to that ther' cave!"

Treasure by abledbody October 24, 2012

National Treasure 

A female of caucasian decent that wants every male to enjoy her brain and physique, but is unwilling to allow sexual contact with her hoo ha. Any sexual contact with said region will require a complex devirginization ceremony.

Although she was the most treasured virgin of all the land, no man was willing to complete the rigorous training necessary to deflower the National Treasure.

National Treasure by William Gary Rosenberg January 16, 2009

Mother Teresa 

A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.

Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?

Mother Teresa by TrismegistusIII August 14, 2016

Threescore 

A score is 20. Threescore is 60. Traditionally people were allotted "threescore years and ten" of life, i.e. 3 × 20 + 10 = 70 years.

He lived to be threescore and twelve. Overrunning his allotment by two years.

Threescore by SSSLiPkid August 12, 2016

treasure map 

The ultra-manly mass of hair which beginning just below a man's chin spreads over the breadth of his chest, running then down the middle of the abdomen and leading to the pubic region.

He knew he finally became a man when his treasure trail grew into a full, sexy treasure map.

treasure map by Matthiass January 3, 2007