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Clarence Thomas

(Noun) slang for area of the female anatomy (Vagina). Used after justice thomas issued the lone dissenting opinion in a strip search of a teenager who was believed to be hiding an ibuprofen in her underwear
The other eight justices decided the search violated the 4th amendment.
Usage: "Keep your Johnson away from my Clarence Thomas or I'll get knocked up!"
by watchdoggie June 25, 2009
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shitty thomas

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.
A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.
by terence3 November 9, 2011
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Thomas Delay

Former House Majority Leader; A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Thomas Delay says:
I do HJ's and political favors. I'll tug you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
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Thompson effect

Phenomenon in which one stops listening to conversation for a short interval of time, only to find it has strayed wildly from the original topic
idle chatter: ...so then we were riding the bus and...

*stop listening for 15 seconds*

idle chatter: ...the soy-based tear gas substitute worked really well because...

listener: fuckin Thompson effect, I have no idea what's going on.
by dgran August 31, 2008
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Thomas Price

A gay faggot that wants to say the n-word every two seconds

He sucks at Cod and rocket league
Thomas Price,He’s just utter shit at Warzone
by IateyourtoeshagahhahH June 12, 2020
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Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III

A typical British man. Posh probably, and drinks tea. Don't call him Tom.
Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington III
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023
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Milly Thompson

A woman who is tall in stature and small in brain power. Also, usually likes pudding and is attracted to darkhaired men who are ruggedly handsome.

From the Japanese Anime television show Trigun, which featured a woman of this description with the same name.
"Wow, I saw this woman in the grocery store today who was a complete Milly Thompson. She was even buying pudding!"
by silverarm January 17, 2004
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