Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.
Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.
by westbelmarposse June 12, 2018
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Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.
"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"
by Downtowne January 11, 2009
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Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit
What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap
by noshitsherlock1516 February 04, 2014
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Caddy Nap

1) The act of falling asleep when a girl or guy is trying to hook up with you.

2) A mid day nap that is longer than a cat nap, normally between classes
Dude, I so Caddy Napped Lisa last night, She was in my bed and everything, but I was just to tried from finals.
by DJ 12 Thr"AY" January 12, 2009
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nap

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap
by toastie November 08, 2003
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turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".
"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity
by spacedock December 22, 2005
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Nap Buzz

The euphoric state between waking and sleeping that's lost if you don't get back to bed quickly enough.
Walking between couch and bed: "Don't talk to me, you'll kill my nap buzz"

Or

Thinking: "If this piss takes any longer, I'll lose my nap buzz"
by WhiteSoul November 08, 2008
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