BL goggles

1. A term used to describe the constant fantasy pairings of 2 straight men in homoromantic situations. Not literal goggles more moreover an "expression" 2. the act of shipping 2 straight men in homoromantic fantasies.

Jenny: I saw you checking out Chad and Jack yesterday at the gym, you're crushing hard it looks like
Heather: no, I just have really tight BL goggles on right now.

by hitsumuffin October 25, 2016

aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes

Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles

by Fred#69 March 18, 2021

height goggles

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.

Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.

by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012

nerd goggles

What Sterling Archer call glasses.

Cyril: "Here, put these on."
Archer: "No, I'm not wearing nerd goggles!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 July 6, 2019

Dragon Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.

I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night

by Chodegirl June 6, 2016

goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

glam goggles

huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear

That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!

by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008