brownie earthquake

Poop Terminology: a poop that is watery, brown, and stings. The after effect is mild to severe itching.

When John finished in the bathroom, he knew he had made a brownie earthquake because his butt was stinging.

by poop terminology lord May 21, 2008

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Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009

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Urinal Brownie

When you poop in the urinal

A fun way to disrespect a restaurant you don't like is by baking them a urinal brownie

by Epictortle8 September 15, 2018

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Wedding brownie ; AKA brown wedding cake

1. At a wedding instead of Smashing cake into the bride or groom's face somebody comes up with an actual turd uses that.
2.On a night after attending a wedding when a guy or a girl has someone poop on their face and rub it in. Not necessarily a member of the wedding party could be anybody that attended the wedding.
3. Similar to a Cleveland steamer except rubbed in one's face instead of their chest.
4. An actual brownie made from Cannabutter and giving as a treat at a wedding.

Damn did you hear what Stephanie gave Matt after that wedding? No what was it? She gave him a wedding brownie!

by medicneballer June 4, 2017

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browny tidies

When someone shits themselves with whitey tidies on

I just turned my whitey tidies into browny tidies

by anonymous May 6, 2018

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Bed Brownie

An unfortunate or surprise bowel movement that someone finds upon waking, usually after a hard night of drinking or experimentation with laxatives and/or bad mexican food.

Dude. After eating at Paco's last night, my stomach felt a little funny. And when I woke up this morning, I found a bed brownie!

by CarolineInTheATL June 21, 2010

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