terting

when a cockroach takes its last shit on earth.

Jerry the cockroach was squished to death, thus terting.

by chuchupanda February 10, 2009

Taxting

Kind of like texting, you know, with your phone; taxting is the text conversations I usually have with girls where it is very 'taxing' for them to respond to me.

Taxting occours most often between two people who are very busy, and have trouble paying attention to their phones.

Taxting can also occur on one side of the conversation, where one person is busy and the other one isn't.

Thought: "I'm so busy, I'm sick of taxting back Jonathan..."

by Paulexander November 21, 2010

tenting

When an erection forms a tent-shaped bulge in your trousers due to an erection

Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke

by tory borty September 2, 2013

The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person

Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.

by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 7, 2022

im sorry mods im testing the blue text

“text”
*text*
‘text’
<text>
-text-

what is “ im sorry mods im testing the blue text” thats crazy

by drewhateclub January 15, 2023

red-txting

Much like drunk-txting but without the antagonistic factor. Mad, euphoria-induced txting of random friends to convey and share feelings of wave-like state of mind resulting from consumption of magic red beans.

red-txting msg: wooooaaaaaah omg i am a turtle ride the wave i love you sooooo much hugggggs n kisses

by cubiq space girl September 22, 2007

Textin Romeo

A man who "sweet talks" or seduce a woman through text messaging.

Esmond is such a textin romeo.

by Raiken April 22, 2010