telefagic

Being a gay douche from afar.

Dude, don't be so telefagic.

by sue-yo-name August 10, 2009

teletalk

A person that telecommutes and becomes starved for social interaction, so much that when he returns to the office, all he wants to do is talk with everyone.

Jason, who we haven't seen for a month, corners people in the hallways and starts to teletalk...like we want to hear his life experiences for the last month.

by wallville September 19, 2009

teleporatino

One who can teleport, such as Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs.
Whoa, that Teleporatino teleported to my house and stole my iPod last night.

by jake6192510 November 24, 2009

Teledaddy

A male parental unit who thinks raising children can be done via long distance phone calls.

I was once a stupid girl who had a child with a teledaddy who's only contribution to our child is a long distance phone bill I have to pay for.

by thenatanator November 11, 2009

telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.

collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.

by monpriere August 30, 2010

Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.

TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"

by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010

Teledap

to share a dap that you have received with someone that the giver requested, usually when said giver will not be present to give the dap himself.

Yeah, make sure to teledap some of the guys for me when you get there.

by Meanstreak(BNino[ZSW]) February 24, 2011