tonemaster

n., from L. magister + tonam: the product you want to purchase for thirty-eight easy monthly payments of $429.93. The tonemaster is a small rectangular box covered in groundhog hide that enables its owner to accomplish such death-defying feats as: 1) riding an alpaca and saying a Tridentine mass at the same time; 2) ordering a large bucket of hot wings while a live performance of Monteverdi's Vespers comes out of a random bodily orifice; 3) increasing the value of your otherwise worthless life and ensuring that you will be able to see during the Three Days of Darkness by the miraculous FedEx delivery of Marian herbs (including St. John's Wart) and Sts. Cajetan and David of Wales medals exactly forty-two minutes before those Three Days of Darkness...which FedEx delivery will also include a nice spatula so you can make those brownie cakes you like so much, you slutty bitch, you.

Terence: I'm so glad I bought the tonemaster, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have bought the tonemaster!

by Captain Dootch July 28, 2010

TBOE

Shortened for "THE BUNNY OF EVIL" seen many times through Forum signatures under "This is THE BUNNY OF EVIL. Copy and paste him to your signature (siggy) to help him TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

Is also a Famous Female Youtube VOCALOID Dubber

TBOE RULES THE UNIVERSE!

by Mimi Lovely November 2, 2010

Tronerston

A person who is lying about their penis size so everyone will believe him, even though it's twice that size. Has the coolest bangs in the world and will headbang to the oddest songs... Except for country, which sucks donkey dick. Will play the guitar al natural and undermine his ability as a player. Has the greatest mind anyone has ever seen (though it will probably go to waste).

Tronerston is the kid in the class with the highest scores and the coolest looks that everyone else knows is better than you in every way. He will destroy you.

by Tronerston February 19, 2011

twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

tonessence

what a particular tone suggests, in essence.

"there's something I didn't like about that guy... I think it was his tonessence..."

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

Teboner

A semi- or slight chub that last more than an hr. after a Bronco's game.. Happens mostly to the religous right, although they generally won't admit it when called out..

"I swear when Pastor John got up off the couch after the game, he had a Teboner... I asked him about it, but he denied having any knowledge of even what a Teboner was"?

Not to be confused with Tea-bagger

by assclown34 January 11, 2012

toneadone

It's a drug that originates from southwest fl. .. People usually use it to get off methadone .. It feels so good. Way better than anything else on the streets today. Aka mr interesting

drugs methadone toneadone

by Jlow or Jenny from da block September 29, 2013