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Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.
Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.
by Ekaven April 13, 2010
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Feminist Shaming Tactics

Shaming tactics are emotional devices meant to play on a man's insecurities and shut down debate. They are meant to elicit sympathy for women and to demonize men who ask hard questions. Feminist shaming tactics are argumentum ad hominem.

Shaming tactics are used against men whenever a discussion arises about feminism, men's issues, divorce, romance, marriage, domestic violence, child support, visitation, false accusations, workplace benefits, false imprisonment, over-criminalization, and more.
Charge of Irascibility: The man is accused of having anger management issues. Whatever negative emotions he has are assumed to be unjustifiable. "You're bitter.", "You need to get over your anger at women.", or "You are so negative."

Charge of Cowardice: The man is accused of having an unjustifiable fear of interaction with women. "You need to get over your fear.", "Step up and take a chance like a man.", or "You're afraid of a strong woman."

Charge of Hypersensitivity: The man is accused of being hysterical or exaggerating the problems of men. "Stop whining.", "Get over it.", "Suck it up like a man.", "You guys don't have it as nearly as bad as us women.", "You're just afraid of losing your male privileges." "Your fragile male ego...", or "Wow. You guys need to get a grip."

Charge of Puerility: The man is accused of being immature and or irresponsible in some manner that reflects badly on his status as an adult male. "Grow up.", "You are so immature.", "Do you live with your mother?", "I'm not interested in boys. I'm interested in real men.", "Men are shirking their God-given responsibility to marry and bear children."

Charge of Endangerment: The man is accused of being a menace in some undefined manner. "You guys are scary." or "You make me feel afraid."

Charge of Rationalization: The man is accused of explaining away his own failures and or dissatisfaction by blaming women for his problems. "You are just bitter because you can't get laid."

Charge of Fanaticism: The man is accused of subscribing to an intolerant, extremist ideology or of being devoted to an ignorant viewpoint. "You're one of those right-wing wackos.", "You're an extremist", "You sound like the KKK/Hitler Youth/racist." or "... more anti-feminist zaniness"

Charge of Invirility: The target's sexual orientation or masculinity is called into question. "Are you gay?", "I need a real man, not a sissy." or "You're such a wimp."

Charge of Overgeneralization: The target is accused of making generalizations or supporting unwarranted stereotypes about women. "I'm not like that.", "Stop generalizing.", "That's a sexist stereotype."

Charge of Misogyny: The target is accused of displaying some form of unwarranted malice to a particular woman or to women in general. "You misogynist creep.", "Why do you hate women?", "Do you love your mother?", "You are insensitive to the plight of women.", "You are mean-spirited.", "You view women as doormats.", "You want to roll back the rights of women.", "You are going to make me cry."

Charge of Instability: The target is accused of being emotionally or mentally unstable. "You're unstable.", "You have issues.", "You need therapy.", "Weirdo."

Charge of Unattractiveness: The target is accused of having no romantic potential as far as women are concerned. "I bet you are fat and ugly.", "You can't get laid!", "Creep!", "Loser!", "Have you thought about the problem being you?"

Threat of Withheld Affection: The man is admonished that his viewpoints or behavior will cause women to reject him as a mate. "No woman will marry you with that attitude." or "You will never get laid!"

The facts did not favor the feminist position so s/he used Feminist Shaming Tactics.
by menforjustice.net June 14, 2009
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testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.
Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010
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testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.
Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .
by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008
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testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts
Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.
by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009
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tactical toad

A toad that is tactical. Must not be confused with tacticool toads.
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*

Guy: *snicker*

*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*

Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 22, 2010
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Tactical TMI

A reference to some bit of incredibly personal information that is intensively calibrated to thoroughly fuck the minds of the user's audience.
Person #1: "Getting any baby-urges yet?"
Person #2: "Ugh, NO. My uterus just curled up on itself like a millipede."
Person #2's Lover: "Is that the thing you were doing last night, with your Kegel muscles?"
Person #1: Jesus CHRIST you're like a goddamn Predator drone. You wait for (her) to set you up, and then you come in from outta nowhere and drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head.
by Tweedletilde May 27, 2010
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