Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

Wii-tard by Uncle Sal April 4, 2008

Trump tard 

A stupid person who will believe any lie from there corrupt god

How do so many TRUMP TARDS EXIST?

Trump tard by Struckfire3337 January 29, 2021

Shit Tard 

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

Shit Tard by Douglas S November 23, 2006

mom tard 

a young adult who dont work and lives with mom

he is still a mom tard

mom tard by jo pig February 3, 2014

Ri-Tard 

A water creature that has one horn, a low shield weakness in the back, and comes out of a red pokeball before evolving into its adult form. The color of the Ri-Tard is ever changing, similar to that of a chameleon, blending in with the colors of its surroundings. They are typically peaceful creatures unless provoked. The Ri-Tards greatest defense mechanism is the Ri-Tard call, REEEEEEE CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK, which is a call to arms to all other Ri-Tards to come to the one in need. The Ri-Tard's motto is "We are one" since together they create a whole which is greater than the sum of their parts. Another useful defense mechanism is the ability to intentionally pass out when in danger. These defense mechanisms are critical since the species is endangered- only 11 Ri-tards exist in the known universe.

Shhhh! You don't want to awaken the Ri-Tard.

Ri-Tard by goats1967 August 3, 2010

yard tard 

people who are fans of pro-wrestling and they and other friends simulate the moves they see on either a trampoline or mattress.
the "tard" part is used because it is seen as a stupid act and it is illegal.

"Oh my gosh, those yard tards are gonna get hurt doing that."

yard tard by Dan Oberg July 11, 2004

jack tard

person who is being stupid or just fuckin retarded

"Dude, Stop being such a fucking Jack tard!"

jack tard by Tanezza May 5, 2010