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Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)
Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.
by WinningReddit May 23, 2012
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Tainted Retribution

The act of a person defecating on another's penis immediately after they are sodomized.
"It went really well until I got some tainted retribution"

"My boyfriend really wanted to try butt sex for the longest time, so to turn him off from it I gave him a tainted retribution the first time we did it"
by ash0ka March 8, 2009
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tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.
Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.
by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011
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Bloody Taint

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
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Taint-Rapist

A taint-rapist took me behind an ally and did strange unwanted things to my taint.
by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011
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Gjeto's Taint

Proper noun describing the rubbery area between the scrotum and anus; commonly inhabited in elderly Indian men, or the most vile, disgusting, and nasty smells a human can come into contact with.
Dan: "How can u breathe up there with all that smoke?"
Cory: "I can't really, that scrap box fire has this whole plant smelling like Gjeto's Taint!"
by doublicious21 December 6, 2011
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taint painting

Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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