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Table broken

To have manners in public. To act with home training. To act like you got some damn sense. To act like you were raised.
That bitch sitting in the chair at a restaurant indian style must not be table broken.
by 1977 blackmagic April 13, 2019
mugGet the Table brokenmug.

Table tumor

Look at joe, he like to eat at the buffet that’s why he’s got a table tumor.
by 6ftIslandgirl December 30, 2017
mugGet the Table tumormug.

cash table

Where you play poker with live money in the form of chips at a casino. There are certain tables for certain games, such as No Limit Texas Hold 'em, Limit Hold 'em, Omaha, and Seven Card Stud. Each of these tables also has a particular stake, ranging from $1/$2 into the thousands with its own minimum buy-in (No Limit and Pot Limit tables also a maximum buy-in).

Not to be confused with tournament tables, one can sit at and exit a cash table at their leisure, bringing and taking their chips with them, and may switch tables as much as they like.

At cash tables it is also customary to tip the dealer with a chip or two when you win a substantial pot, as a symbol of "thanking" the dealer for the cards. While the dealer has nothing to do with the cards other than dealing them out in random orders, their income from tips is notable enough to justify doing it both from a symbolic perspective and a friendly, sportmanlike persective. Plus, you'll seem stingy to them and the other players if you don't.
"Stefan took his winnings from his first cash table and tried to move up to higher stakes. Unfortunately, he ended up going broke within the first few minutes there."
by Wilkin July 27, 2008
mugGet the cash tablemug.

Open table

Calls for a celebration with the person who has to open table pays for the meals or drinks.
"I received my appointment!"
" Well, open table tonight then!"
by Lordraja December 14, 2018
mugGet the Open tablemug.

coke on tables

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.
Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).
by ThomasW123 June 18, 2008
mugGet the coke on tablesmug.

table dick

Table dick is a severe physical disorder that causes your dick to look like a table only 1 out of 1,000,000,000 pepole have this disorder
dude did u know jerry has a table dick
by Fuck a twig April 7, 2017
mugGet the table dickmug.

table tax

The fee someone must pay (usually in food products) for sitting at your lunch table. It is customary to loudly proclaim "TABLE TAX!" when taking the payment by force.
Biznart: Hey MS, can I sit here?
MadSheep_V2.1: (snatching fries) Table Tax, bitch!
by Biznart October 28, 2008
mugGet the table taxmug.

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