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Types of Drunk

The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.

Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.

Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.

Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk

Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk

Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk
Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.
by the_man_of_the_hour33 March 16, 2011
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typative

Being excessively verbose in online text conversations.
Man those AOLusers sure are typative bitches.
by The FOO April 20, 2004
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typonym

Analogous to synonym, typonyms are words that sound and mean the same but are spelled differently due to typographical error.
"Friend", "comrade" and "buddy" are synonyms while "friend", "firend" and "friedn" are typonyms.
by whirlwind June 13, 2005
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typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.
Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.
by helooaliiix June 18, 2009
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Typo Ninja

The person who is responsible for spontaneous occurrences of typos or other errors within text.
Guy: ring over the textbook when you come
Girl: ... what?!
Guy: agh, I meant "bring"! The Typo Ninja struck again!!!

Person: I waers going to the store
Person 2: Whoa, Typo Ninja got you there.
by Kelila December 1, 2009
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all types of

Adj- Of large calibur or extremely significant.

Usually used in a sentence degrading someone for their lack of skill or other failure in some task.
You got all types of fucked up!
That washing machine is all types of broken.
The sky is all types of blue.
by truespeak? November 8, 2004
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Hyper-typer

A person that types meaningless or sensless babble while talking on Instant Messengers or while filling out profile information on one of the many profile creating sites. Usually this coexists with anime fans, and/or techno fanatics.
EEK! OMG! ^_^ I just got lots of glowsticks! This is like uber cool! AHH!!! My mom is coming /).(\ -hides- i.e. Hyper-typer
by Terry5226 March 12, 2006
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