COVID Hot

A man or woman who appears attractive - while wearing a mask and from at least 6 feet away!

I met this woman in line at Costco yesterday. When I checked her out on FB it turns out she was only COVID Hot!

by Celeritas 13 April 26, 2020

hot mouthing

when two people kiss or make out in a passionate, sloppy, animalistic manner, usually involving voluminous amounts of saliva on the areas around the mouths of both parties, with complete disregard for the people, place, or activity transpiring around them.

Joe: Did you happen to catch that little show Dave put on with that blonde chick last night?

Bill: No. What happened?

Joe: They were full on hot mouthing for a good 20 minutes in the bar. Right on the dance floor while the band was playing and people dancing around them, no less.

by the squirrelliest of all February 5, 2010

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

Hot Horton

When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.

Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!

by HortonSeesAPoo June 12, 2018

Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

Hot Parade

A really good time; a sweet party

"Hey, how was Stephen's party?"

"We didn't want to go home. It was one hot parade!"

by ImplWeekend April 11, 2012

Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

by numberoneskank April 10, 2012