Teaneale

A name for the most awesome girl ever. A girl who is constantly thinking about others and never herself. Good looking, kind, selfless, and funny. Loves surrounding herself with close friends and always enjoys life.

Teaneale is the best girl you know

by damgirl March 10, 2015

Teamers

Two people who are not meant to be teaming

I just got killed by teamers, I'm going to report them.

by Strawmannn June 4, 2019

teasebag

1. A combination of teabag and owned. The utter and complete destruction of one's integrity through an embarrassing action or incorrect statement. Must be accompanied by a hand motion where one moves one's fingers back and forth as if s/he were tickling genitalia.

2. The act of teabagging someone while teasing them.

1. Did you see that snowboarder hit his head off that jump? Teasebag.

2. Teasebag. Your concept of grammar is not substantial to maintain everyday conversations. Teasebag.

by Msilv October 16, 2008

Texas Teaser

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

by Ryan C. April 17, 2003

TEASECAKE

Someone who is an insufferable flirt.

Whenever she is around those guys she is such a teasecake.

by pRODIGAL1 December 27, 2011

chode teaser

Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!

Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!

by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006

teasjef

The act in which a person becomes so drunk that they cannot even text correctly when trying to tell their friends they are trashed. The person normally cannot walk straight, has the hiccups and is absolutely having the best time ever!
pronunciation: teas-jeff

Look at that naked guy running through the Vegas strip, he is so teasjef.

I am so ready to get teasjef!

by Lauren Brooke June 6, 2017