Sweater Swaggin'

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. (To exclude any and all turtle necks). Usually acquired from thrift stores, or unconscious homeless.

Did you see Micah's sweet knit sweater? He was sweater swaggin' hard!

You missed out, we were sweater swaggin' it up at the bar last night.

by steaz with ease November 17, 2011

Bitch Sweater

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.

Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!

by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019

Sweater jello

Medium to large breasts making a jiggling motion inside the cover of a sweater.

Hey Gary, check out the sweater jello!

by VanillaScooper April 11, 2017

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

Water Sweater

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Mexican Sweater

Putting hot sauce in a condom before having sex, so that it kills the sperm, to keep the female from impregnating herself with the condom afterwards.

I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.

by Entrapment Evasion 101 April 11, 2022

Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

by Dickuare December 9, 2017