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Suitjamas 

A combination between a suit and pajamas, worn to bed because you never know when two horny oiled-up ladies show up at your place at night. You've always gotta look sharp, enter suitjamas!

(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)
"Luckily I had traded in my striped jammies for killer Suitjamas, the cheerleading squad stopped by last night..."

Suitjama up!
Suitjamas by hitsamty March 19, 2009
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first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

suits my fancy 

Bert: I like music that suits my fancy
suits my fancy by bertboyman March 29, 2014

cheap suitcase 

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".
Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.
cheap suitcase by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

suitcase college 

A college or university where many students go back home every weekend.
It'd be easier to tag some Friday night ass here if this weren't such a suitcase college.
suitcase college by E-Luv December 25, 2006

Fireturd Suite 

These are the sounds made when one drops a spicy fireturd!
I heard the Fireturd Suite coming from the toilet!
Fireturd Suite by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2020