Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

sludge

A thick, soupy substance, usually foul in appearance and/or smell.

A filthy brown sludge ran down the walls of the public bathroom.

by BlastMaster May 20, 2003

sludge monkey

when a man ejaculates on a woman's unshaven vagina

that man made a sludge monkey of that vag!

by Danaco March 22, 2008

Student Politics

Wearing bright, gaudy clothes with lots of corporate sponsors and yelling/prancing in a public area for attention, cryptically linked to some vague cause.

I saw some members of our campus student council today; they were being loud and throwing water balloons to save Tibet.

If you are keen, love attention and yet are lacking in the departments of taste and dignity, give student politics a try!

by beaster595 April 4, 2011

studenting

The activity or experience of being a student.

studenting life is awesome.

Studenting again! it is awesome.

by DJ Rockey September 5, 2018

Cum Sludge

A nasty name for someone being gross annoying or absurb as a reference to cum

My dad was a cum sludge when he didnt let me go to that ripper

by westboylston January 5, 2008