Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Universal Spunk

- a band from outer space.

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."

by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008

Spunked up

To pop shit to the mask

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self

by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble

“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023