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spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!
by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018
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Spray tan

When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them
Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately

Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned
by Repur505 December 24, 2023
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Nose spray

Did you know afrin is addictive? You use it once to open your sinus and you get hooked, like cocaine!
I'm jonzing for a hit of that nose spray ...I don't swill the pill; I pray for the nose spray...
by Naughtynp March 23, 2025
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Mongkok Pepper Spray

When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.
“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”
by Mongcock July 13, 2019
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Freezing Spray

The act of ejaculating into your own hand ,while being intimate with a woman, and putting it in front of the air conditioner to cool it down then throw it at her face.
Alech, Ryan and Josh talked about how they gave their wives the Freezing Spray last night and how much the wives enjoyed the cooking sensation.
by Onlefor May 29, 2023
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The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.
One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.
by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024
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spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.
Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.
by spraymatthews March 26, 2016
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