Sports Bra

The incredible invention allowing girls to walk around without a shirt and prevents them from jiggling

Justine looked amazing in her sports bra

by Polandio December 30, 2011

The Mall at Short Hills

prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.

Damnit, my Gucci bag broke- I'll pick up a new Louis Vuitton at Short Hills.

by Grace February 10, 2005

What's sporty?

Version of "What's up?" for athletic communities, especially among college athletes. Way of saying "How's your sport?".

Usually answered with a short sentence about the sport.

Athlete1: "Hey, What's sporty?"

Athlete2: "Oh, not much, ballin' and a big game tomorrow, You?"

by flyinghigh2011 November 20, 2009

short fuse

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)

My dad has frequently has a short fuse.

by Light Joker October 10, 2004

life is too short

An excuse to do stupid crap.

Person 1: Lets go smoke some pot
Person 2: NO, thats the stupidest idea...
Person 1: Come on life is too short

by Shizzlator February 7, 2006

short and curlies

Your pubes.

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.

by T May 25, 2004

EA Sports

Terrible videogame company. If they didn't buy out all of their competition, they would of been out of business years ago due to their terrible games and that their alternatives always outdo them. Graphics are decent (just that), but the gameplay is completely broken. It's almost impossible to blow out the CPU because of blatant rubberbanding. I remember when playing NBA Live 05, I was destroying their golden boys the Spurs with the Jazz (who were shitty in that game). But in the 4th quarter, the Spurs were nailing shots even with 3 guys around them, while I missed all my shots (including SLAM DUNKS) even if I was wide open. Tim Duncan gets a basket from half-court with 1 second remaining. How many times do you see that in real life? Simulating games is utterly useless. Everytime I've simulated against the Spurs/Pistons, they always either blow out my team or conveniently outscores my team by 20+ in the 4th quarter.

EA, just because you're monopoly does not mean you're free from criticisms from angry customers such as myself. Until you actually focus on the gameplay (it is a VIDEOGAME after all) instead of graphics (which aren't even that good anyway) we, the customers, will refuse to purchase any of your shitty products (that's the same every year except for roster updates. Why not just give out roster updates via Xbox Live/PlayStation Network for free? Oh yeah, you're greedy monopolists) and buy products from alternative companies such as 2K Interactive who actually care about their customers by FOCUSING ON THE GAMEPLAY. You have to earn our money by putting EFFORT into your games.

Hope that exposes EA Sports.

by david smith, jr. June 18, 2008