safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe space

A special room on campus where university educated young adults go and behave like children whenever they suffer a severe case of trump-a- meltression

If you are a true nationalist and patriot and don't like Trump, get over it; he won. Do not go to a safe space, run for office in 2020 with your own new and improved political ideas.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2017

Safety Third

- Fun first
- Style second
- Safety third

These are the three rules of downhill skateboarding.

- Dude your normal fullface is much safer than that areolid ...
- Safety third, don't fuck up!

by ThaJay236 March 16, 2019

safety dance

The act of masturbating.

Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:

"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"

"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"

"Everybody look at your hands"

"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"

In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.

A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".

"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.

"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.

SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!

by Danno456 November 12, 2006

safetingz

safetingz: another way of saying (safe) safe being a term to be a ease with one another

"safetingz blud"

safe wagwan

by KRIMER AKA MINI ENSO April 12, 2005

safe to you

An expression of high gratitude towards a fellow human being of choice, also another way of saying goodbye. Derived from the word safe

"I'll see you in the morning then shall I, Frederick?
"Yeah I'll give you a bell at 9ish"
"Safe to you."

by Spanghead July 1, 2007

Safety Award

Anything you steal from work because you need it at home. You tell your boss that you gave it to a crew member as a Safety Award.

Check out this new knife I got from work as a Safety Award.

by Steelheader December 18, 2008