Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

Sour Strip

When you pour citric acid into your asshole and later shart your pants leaving a "sour strip".

Man I just layed a sour strip in my pants.

by Real Sour Ham Man June 10, 2023

sour sideburns

The case of sour sideburns is when a person has consumed too large amounts of sour types of food, candy and beverages, right up to the point where the person in question can feel a painful, constant sting on both the sides of their tongue.

"I won't kiss you, it'll hurt like hell."
"why?"
"duh. I've got the sour sideburns"

by The pyromaniac November 7, 2009

San Francisco Sour Dough

A gay sex act in which you have casual oral sex with a person suffering from a yeast infection of the mouth

How was last night?

Yeah... I gotta see the doctor. Last night I fucked Daniel in his hot, wet, yeasty mouth.

Hey man, isn't that called a San Francisco sour dough?

Yeah

by Ericsegall April 3, 2021

Sour-faced

Feeling salty or disappointed after what you said also feeling very stupid.

You're just sour-faced for saying that.

by ÇB-ÜNÎT April 21, 2017

sour pile

A batch of jenkem made and seasoned with lemon smuggled from the chow hall.

I cant wait for steve to finish this batch of sour pile so i can get high as fuck.

by Sour pile June 1, 2017

Sour

the taste of cum

Person 1: "omg his cum was so sour"

by Doeth September 6, 2020