Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.

after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.

by sourgoated March 28, 2011

Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

Sour watermelon

Someone who is toxic and sour watermelon!!!

Ewwwww csw is sour watermelon today

by Dylan294 March 14, 2023

Sour Kraut

Sauerkraut
Sauerkraut is finely cut raw cabbage that has been fermented by various lactic acid bacteria. It has a long shelf life and a distinctive sour flavor, ..

Dave. I see that German bint Daniela Nadj is off on a rant again.

Ant. Yeah she’s such a sour kraut, think she needs to buy some batteries for her sex toy.

by Gradders71 January 24, 2023

sour

Being sour is when you are feeling/showing jealousy towards someone or something beacuse of their achievements and advantages or whatever bs.

Sharkeisha was sour because Simone had sex with Ricky before she could.

by UFOSecurity February 18, 2023

sour cream citizen

A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.

They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.

I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.

by Nunyourbusinessbuddy3 October 12, 2023