Santa

Jolly old elf or CIA agent

Little kid: Santa?
Santa: Put your hands where I can see them!!!

by SillyGillyWater October 21, 2018

Santa

A fat ass punk dress in a red coat and red hat. A creep that watches you all year.

Santa you fat ass punk get the hell out of my house you bitch

by Zombie_Dude YT November 29, 2018

Santa Cruz

A fucked up little town full of world class weed and world class surf. A bustling town full of fucking tourists you want to kill. And a bunch of psycho kids smoking weed and being dumb. A truly lovely town

"Yo let's go get some killer pot dude" "let's go to Santa Cruz then"

by Kmart lover 2002 November 4, 2019

Santa

A creepy old perv that will sneak into ur house once every year (via chimney) and rape your kids.

Mommy im scared of santa

by Gsjshsjsnd February 27, 2020

SantaLelless

Some Random Kid That Sweats Minecraft All Day And Thinks Hes So Good But In Reality He Just Sweats

"Santalelless Takes No Kb"

by SantaLelless April 25, 2020

Santa Clause

An unfortunate but extremely common misspelling of Santa Claus, a fat man who breaks into people's homes every December 24th, guzzles their milk, devours their cookies, and usually leaves presents under the tree -- though if your children behaved especially shittly earlier in the year, a lump of coal that's been uranated on will be deposited in their Christmas stocking instead of brightly-wrapped presents.

Santa usually enters people's homes via the fireplace chimney; though if the chimney's plugged up, the flue is closed, if a fire is still burning, or if the person lives in an apartment and has no chimney, he'll find some other method of entrance and egress -- such as by jimmying a window.

Santa Clause came down the chimney last night and left a huge pile of coal that smelled like piss! Wonder what the children did to piddle off the fat bastard so much?!?

by Telephony December 25, 2020

Santana Row

The Rodeo Drive of Northern California. Luxury stores, amazing food, luxury hotel and apartments, and an amazing car scene.

Person 1: I love Santana Row! I just got the best fish, bought a bunch of designer, and saw two Bugattis!
Person 2: Yeah man Santana row has the best vibe.

by OC.SVG February 9, 2021