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kentucky shovel

way of having anal sex with a girl who doesnt want to.
Step one. Get your girlfriend to go doggy style.
Step two. When your about to cum, stick it in her ass, knock her arms out so that her head drives into the ground, thus covering up her scream.
"jane didnt want me to stick it in her ass. so i gave her the kentucky shovel and bounced."
by Mathius Von Reganstein June 11, 2006
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shoveling a girl out

to stick your hand inside a girls ass and shovel.
Mike: yo dude last night i tried shoveling a girl out
Steve: EW dude thats gross.
by MiiszAshlley September 29, 2007
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shove

instead of calling someone a “hoe”, you call them a “shove”. code word incase that hoe is right in front of you and u don’t want them to know;)
rebecca: “you know bri?”
sereena: “oh my GOD that girl is such a shove!!”
by idontwannabeyouanymore October 2, 2018
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shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

impractical and thus rather unpopular version of the renowned parlour game shove piggy shove.
requires three players: two to play shove piggy shove as normal, and one to stand in the middle flailing their arms and shrieking in an attempt to intercept the ball.
the reason this game is unpopular is because it relies more heavily upon luck than skill, and we all know that shove piggy shove should be a game of skill.
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy-in-the-middle shove?"
"no"
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004
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shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
by Olivia123 November 11, 2007
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shit and shove it

Humourous phrase relating to an exasperating incident. Shortly after 11 a.m. on a sultry August afternoon, Winky was riding in the back seat of the limosine as it cruised down the highway. He suggested to his driver, "It's almost noon. Find a place to stop for lunch." The driver drove on, eyeing the countryside with no rest area to be found. About 11:45, Winky said, "Okay now, find a roadside stop for lunch" and the driver continued to search as he drove on. Around 12:45, Winky now exasperatedly said, "Stop at the nearest stop. We WILL have lunch." The poor driver still didn't see a roadside stop, so when they drove through a small town, Winky excoriated his driver mercilessly saying, "I told you already to find a place to stop for lunch, damnit." The hapless driver shot back, "I've been looking and looking but honest... there hasn't been any rest areas!' At this, Winky angrily ordered the driver to pull into the little city square they were approaching. There, at theat unlikely location they all had a very late lunch. They then loaded the cooler back into the limosine and proceeded out of the little Nowheres-Ville in which they had their impromptu lunch. About a mile out of the town, they finally happened upon a roadside stop. After hours of hapless travelling without respite, the poor driver announced to Winky, "Hey, there's a roadside stop." Upon seeing the sign on the side of the road, Winky shot back, "OH SHIT AND SHOVE IT!"
Frank first had a check engine light. Then he got a brake light. Then an alternator light and an oli light. When the seat belt light went on, he got out, put a brick on the gas pedal, reached through the window and dropped the lever into "Drive". As the car squealed off the cliff, he yelled after it, "SHIT AND SHOVE IT".
by Frank Klaune April 17, 2005
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shmoes

cool shit, nice guy. also has a bigger penis then vokoun
I :heart: shmoes, because he's cooler then vokoun.
by some random cool person February 1, 2005
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