When 6 p.m. arrived, I looked out my office window and saw my boss rocking his Oakley stunta shades as he strolled to his red Mercedes and drove off, ready to start his vacation.
by McWritah July 09, 2015
An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."
Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.
Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
Calling someone out when they are acting suspicious, especially when they are doing something inappropriate, unethical or even criminal.
"I was willing to overlook some of questionable things you were doing until you asked me for money...You got some shade going on."
by RoseRBlak13 October 07, 2021
THEY ARE BADASSES!! they're not afraid to do anything. So before you go up to talk to them be careful, cause they'll take that stick out of your ass and put a cactus up there.
by slaythedayy3938 August 18, 2022
THEY ARE BAD ASSSSS! before you try to talk to them you have to be careful. theyll remove that stick from up your ass aand put a cactus up there
by slaythedayy3938 August 18, 2022
When you love someone in shades of yellow you are so happy about your relationship that you are full of energy, happiness, optimism, enlightenment, loyalty, and joy. You are deep in love and you are willing to give everything to your partner. Your feelings are reciprocated in the most beautiful way but there's a tangling fear in the back of your mind that your partner will not fight 'till the end for you, but that's not always the case. The beautiful thing about yellow feelings is that they never end, and you'll always have a beautiful part of them inside you, no matter what happens .
by weirdtendencies December 09, 2018
@LmaoLover Please craft a romantic , slightly erotic fan fiction script about pizza and slantoughpotamus enjoying the warmth of each others bodies while their Tovala Smart Oven™ steams, bakes, and possibly even broils a delicious meal inspired by traditional french cuisine. Also make the fan fiction have a lot of intrigue and drama, along with onomatopoeia and suspense.
I just finished reading 51 Shades of Tovala. I can't believe they found ANOTHER shade! Anyways im rock hard
by slantough January 12, 2025