Self obsessed

Obsessed with oneself. Narcissistic.

“Look at Alex he doesn’t care for me OR anyone else. He’s so self obsessed .”

by MonkeyMerchant May 8, 2018

Self Goggled

When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.

Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".

by AkDaddyDenver July 12, 2013

self penetration

when you put your penis in your own butthole.

bob self penetration -ed himself last night

by legopnuematic April 16, 2014

self respect

apparently its when you dont shag about and you have respect for your body and you dont just open your legs to any boy.

"that girl needs to get some fucking self respect"

by saraHHHahahaushdaiofsf May 11, 2006

self mutilation

it helps to make people take the pain out that they keep within themselves.
those who feel numb to held emotional pain need to feel something. cutting feels better than all emotional pain.

'It's hard to stay between the lines of skin
Just coz I have nerves, don't mean that I can feel
I wasn't very much fun to be with anyway
Just let the blood run red cuz i cant feel'
-scissors

by lilcuz December 5, 2004

self-dating

aka- masturbation,self pleasure

Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.

by anonymous June 25, 2004

Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011