Attic searching

to get a blow job or anything else in the mouth

yo i went attic searching yesterday an it was greaaaat

by ginger02644 May 1, 2009

starchy asshole

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017

Starching

A sexual activity between (normally gay) partners. One goes on a high starch diet for an extended period, this will cause them to produce solid rigid turds. They then go ass to ass and one shits a big turd into the other waiting a-hole

Have you seen what J's eating? He must be getting ready for some serious starching.

by TheDatabaseSucksAss April 23, 2010

Starchild

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

by Padace September 30, 2008

starchild

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.

by Theodore Ulnak August 22, 2005

Starchasm

1. The distance between an average person and a star
2. A celebrity butt crack

Not to be confused with starcasm

1. My starchasm from Alpha Centauri is about 4.37 light-years.
2. That guy has a Kardashian-sized starchasm.

by Erwin Buzz September 27, 2017

McKinley Starcher

The sexiest beast alive. Super funny and chill. Also loves her friends. She is very athletic and smart. She is drop dead gorgeous. All the boys want her. She comes from a rich family but stays humble. Her eyes sparkle. She is not a quiet person. She loves everyone and loves donald trump. She is super savage and good at skateboarding and surfing she has the power to change the world if you know a Mckinley keep her she is the best

Shit, Maddie your Mckinley Starcher friend..... Oh you lucky bitch

by BitchLasa March 7, 2019