Scissor baby

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

by Claudeguy October 3, 2017

Shitsoon

A sex act in which a man cums in a womans mouth and the women the gargles the cum wih her mouth open as the man then shits in her mouth. The woman then spits out the cum-shit mixture into a condom and then places it into a freezer. After frozen the man takes the "treat" out of the condom and shoves it up the women's ass, using it as a dildo. Act could take upwards of 2 hours.

Me and my girl shitsooned last night. It was lit as fuck!

by cockboxer420 October 4, 2017

shitsolation

The crushing feeling of loneliness one sometimes receives while defecating alone in an isolated environment.

I gotta tell you, Jim, I am happy we're poop buddies now; I was suffering from shitsolation pretty bad in that new spacious bathroom.

Wilma always waits to go to the restroom with her girlfriends, I think she suffers from shitsolation issues.

by The Turd Burglar of Wisconsin October 26, 2017

Scissors

Used to beat paper in a game

aha! My scissors beat your paper.

by Your pseudonym0002 October 27, 2017

scissor froth

The frothy substance created when two overweight females scissor vigorously.

That scissor froth was so thick I could eat it with a spoon.

by Gingerbones January 23, 2018

Scissor Burn

The irritating rash that occurs during wild lesbo muff to muff grinding.

Eat less cheeseburgers to thin those thighs

Kelly and Wendy after a long awaited first encounter were so desiring of each other they couldn’t stop grinding despite the grinding pain of off their private encounter. Scissor burns are totally worth it.

by Shivermetimers6969 May 19, 2018

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle May 31, 2018