Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.
by anonymous March 16, 2021
Get the dead scissormug. by Baophboy January 17, 2025
Get the velcro scissorsmug. by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023
Get the rock paper scissorsmug. by alpaka fbi open up spies April 21, 2020
Get the Scissorsmug. Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
by Belle Cat October 21, 2025
Get the Mr. Scissorsmug. Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.
by Crack15 September 2, 2019
Get the The East Honduran Scissor ritualmug. by Liam10 December 10, 2006
Get the scissor feetmug.