new jersey sponge

The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.

Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.

Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.

by Expert $Ex Machine November 17, 2020

Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022

The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022

Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge

by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023

autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

Spongeshit

Spongeshit is a Yellow Sponge who lives under a dead Poʀnapple in the Sea Spongeshit shitpants !!
Spongeshit friends are Shitward and Mr. Shit his bestfriend is Patshit Shit Shit Shit!
Everyfish lives in the Bottom of the Girl's Bikini
And his pet Snail name is Garshit and his number one enemy is Plankshit
Here is the Into Song Lyrics in the Spongeshit Squareshit:
Are ya ready shits?
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
I can't Fuck you
(Aye, aye, Asshole)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a Poʀnapple under the shit?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Banana and Spongy and poʀnous is he?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
If having sex something you lack?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Then drop on my Dick and Suck like a Snake!
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
Ready?
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)
(Spongeshit Squareshit)

Friend: Hey broshit have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants?
Me: what is that?
Friend: A Cartoon animated Series for ki-
Me: Oh I heard that there is a Sequal!
Friend: Wow what is it?
Me: Spongeshit Squareshit
Friend: the fuck is that?
Me: you will never know...

by Victor Gamer April 28, 2021

SpongeBob

The best motherfucker there is

If you hate SpongeBob you’re a disgrace to the human race

by Dumbassssssssssssssss October 29, 2019