spleez

An onomatopoeia for the quick outlet of fluids, usually from a penis.

It's really not up to me where I spleez; my crazy willy will do what he please!

by lenox July 4, 2005

splerth

smells of fresh sperm (usually reference to breath).

A) Rinse your mouth with scope please...
B) Why?
A) Because your mouth smells of splerth.

by ridered December 11, 2006

spleezy

Qualifies easy to mean super easy.

Easy spleezy he said to Swany.

by Roondog September 14, 2007

Splendiful

Something wonderful or not really. Can be used as sarcastic.

Wow, that is so... Splendiful!

by Dictionary Obsesser December 4, 2007

spleurf

a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008

splendid blended

something that is pleasant, delightful, or tasty.

"This pizza is splendid blended."

"For sure-o."

by Sir Pizza August 10, 2008

spleese

short for sneeze please.

meaning when you need to sneeze and just cant.

dude 1: omg i just cant sneeze!!

dude 2: omg i totally know!!!

really cool all knowing dude 3: guys u just spleesed!!!

dude 1 & 2: OMFGZZZZZZZZ!!

by will-k February 23, 2009