Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

snot tap

Another word used for a nose. Usually used when someone has a runny nose or is sick

Hey Dave, the old snot tap's running again

by Snoty August 24, 2017

fuller than snot

When your tummy is crazy full and can't possibly take another bite of food

Alli was fuller than snot after she ate at the local Olive Garden

by Nuckin futs April 23, 2018

The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.

Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,

by brincest69 September 20, 2020

Holy Snot

Another way of saying "Holy Sh*t", originated by Ted.

"Holy snot, that computer is awesome!"

by celticfdguy May 7, 2010

Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

by Great White Northerner January 10, 2010

Snot

It's means can you not/stop

Hey Jessica can snot right now

Often used when ur pissed at someone

by Smalhsmalh January 12, 2020